I've been keeping a record of some of the funny things that Leah says and does. Since I'm running a bit short on time today, I thought I'd share a couple recent incidents that I recorded. Enjoy.
*Leah is obsessed with going naked these days. While eating dinner at Arby's, she spilled chocolate milk on her shirt. As soon as we got home, she wanted to take off the shirt since it was dirty. I helped her remove it, and while I was applying stain stick to it, Leah promptly removed her pants and panties. Freed from the burdens of garments, she proceeded to run laps through the hall and living room until it was time to go upstairs. Of course, when Scott told her it was time to go up to bed, Leah took off running again.
Me: “Leah, it's time to go upstairs with Daddy.”
Leah: “Okay. I run one more time, and then I go upstairs.” Then I watched as her naked butt took off toward the living room one last time.
Me: “Okay. Once more, and then upstairs.” I could not stop laughing at her exhibitionism. Too funny.
*We've started taping Leah's diapers on since she enjoys taking them off during her rest periods. During one of her rests, she started crying because of her dirty diaper, so I went upstairs and changed her. Apparently, when I put a new diaper on her, I didn't tape it on properly. Maybe 20 minutes later, I went up to get her up for good, and what I saw, was not a good sign.
The door to her room was shut, and Leah's diaper was in the hall. Still, she couldn't have done that much damage in such a short period of time, right? Silly me.
I opened the door, and there sat a naked Leah on the floor. “Did you pee on the floor?” I challenged, hoping that she hadn't (that's why we had to start taping the diapers on in the first place).
“No, I pooped!” she exclaimed proudly.
“You pooped? Where?”
“In the dog bed!” And there, in her toy dog bed, was her masterpiece.
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